Babu Dilarang Sakit Gigi

Bosku itu akan merasa aneh kalau aku diam. Karena aku biasane cerewet bukan main. Sejak semalam aku cuma mengangguk atau menjawab "ok" saja. Enggak bercanda, enggak menanya-nanyain tentang liburan mereka di Phuket, enggak complaint tentang cucian dua koper. Sakit gigi gini aku jadi males ngomong. Dan pagi ini, sebelum Nyonyah bos pergi ke kantor, ada percakan singkat yang nyebelin.
 
Nyonyah: "Why are you so quiet?"

Babune: "I am having a toothache."


Nyonyah: "Why are you having a toothache again?"


Babune: "Because I have teeth."


Nyonyah: "Do you know how to brush teeth properly? Do you brush your teeth at night before you sleep?"


Babune: "I know, I do."


Nyonyah: "But why are you having a toothache?"


Babune: "I have teeth."


Nyonyah: "Do you remember last time when you had root canal infection? Do you remember how much does it cost? I have told you, you can not get sick. I need you to look after Pompi and cook and clean the house and iron and talk and alot of other stuff."


Babune: .....mlaku menuju dapur lurus ke toilet dan... "Braaaakkk!!" Kututup pintu dengan kerasnya.


Nyonyah: "I am not done yeeettttt...!!"


Babune: "To be continue toniiightttt. The nature is calling me to poopoooooooo...!!" (padahal ngutek-uthek hp ndek toilet)

Pasal-pasal:
Pasal 1. Babu dilarang sakit.
Pasal 2. Kalau babu sakit lihat pasal satu.


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Ditulis di toilet pada Kamis, 24 Oktober 2013, jam 09.01, post by phone. 
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17 komentar :

  1. Lucu ngebayangin percakapannya mbak.
    Semoga segera sembuh dari sakit gigi yaaa. Kadang emang ada gigi yang sensitif, kayak aku. Udah di rawat sebaikk mungkin, masih aja ada masalah.

    BalasHapus
    Balasan
    1. Sensitif sekali ini. Kalau sikat gigi saja harus pakai sikat bayi. Soalnya gampang berdarah gusinya.
      makasih atas komennya :)

      Hapus
  2. Balasan
    1. Wah very cool. Tes komen pake HP nya mba
      Toppppppppppp markotopssssssssssssssss

      Hapus
  3. Mangkane gak usah pake gigiii
    Ato kalo mau gak sakit, ganti wae pake gigi roda. Iku nyikate juga gampang, pake sikat kawat :D

    *Komentar pakek hape
    #MeluPayu

    BalasHapus
  4. hahaha beneran ini nulisnya di toilet mb? keren amat ya :D

    BalasHapus
    Balasan
    1. Ya emang iya...
      Nongkrong sambil utek2 hp, bokong aja ampe kesemuten karena kelamaan nongkrong, wkwkk...

      Hapus
  5. hahahah. Very funny. I have had very bad toothache a few weeks ago. Very annoying indeed. I think I must brush my teeth in a regular basis. I hope so and I know so.

    BalasHapus
    Balasan
    1. Ini juga udah gosok gigi minimal 2 kali sehari, udah kumur pakek listerin pula...masih dapet anugrah dakit gigi juga..ughh...

      Hapus
  6. hehheeee.....dimana saja hp pasti jd bahan uthek-utek ya., babune trendy

    BalasHapus
  7. heuheuheu.... jiangkrik..!!! ngakak polllll

    BalasHapus
  8. Omg ahahaha this is so funny. I should be studying for tomorrow's exams but then i read an article about you in the newspaper this morning and i decided to browse through your blog. Its unique and i swear to god i never thought before there is someone like you. Im glad youre exist. And the way you write, it indicates to me that youre the happiest person in the world:)) anyway, salam kenal kak rie, im a junior high student di jakarta. Your english is much better than mine. Youre amazingggggggggg!!

    BalasHapus
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